Pretty is as Pretty Dies by Elizabeth Spann Craig

An octogenarian sleuth and her senior sidekick solve the murder of a newcomer to the small Southern town.

Pretty is as pretty dies

Parke Stockard was certainly sitting pretty. Blessed with good looks and business sense to boot, she should have been content. Instead, Parke makes trouble in her small town. When retired octogenarian schoolteacher Myrtle Clover discovers her body, no one in Bradley is particularly upset. Myrtle decides to show up her police chief son and investigate the crime herself. And, just in time to play detective, she meets a widower newcomer who proves the perfect sidekick.

Genre: FICTION / Mystery & Detective / Cozy

Secondary Genre: FICTION / Mystery & Detective / Women Sleuths

Language: English

Keywords: Elizabeth Craig, Myrtle Clover, senior sleuth, cozy mystery, cozy

Word Count: 56,340

Sales info:

This book currently has 89 reviews and 4 stars on Amazon.  The series itself has over 1500 4 and 5 star reviews.


Sample text:

Parke Stockard wouldn’t have ended up popped-over-the-head dead if she hadn’t been bent on making mischief that morning. To be fair, though, she couldn’t have known she’d messed with the wrong person this time—one who solved their Parke Stockard plight by leaving her dead at the church altar.

 Waking up in her pink satin sheets that morning, she’d mulled over some malevolence. While brushing her hair model-quality blonde hair, she’d concocted even more nastiness. And, when driving her Champaign-colored BMW convertible to church, she made the fateful phone call that started the day on its slippery slope.

 If Parke had—for once—rejected her baser instincts, she’d still be happily dreaming up devilment this very day. If she’d only listened to the good Parke buried deep in the nether regions of her murky conscience. Or had second thoughts and remembered she was on her way to church. But she didn’t and the stage was set for murder in the sanctuary.

 Early-morning summer light peeked through stained glass windows, its gentle light illuminating the flower arrangement on the altar.  The withering glare Parke leveled at it should have vaporized the intrepid bouquet on the spot. Unscathed by her fury, the black-eyed Susans and daisies sassily defied her.

 

 

 


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German
Already translated. Translated by Theresia Fink and Daniela Maizner
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Excellent and painstaking job by a hard-working team of translators. Very pleased and will use again.
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I was very impressed with Carolina's work in a number of different ways. She's responsive, diligent, and goes the extra mile. She even, on her own, compiled a style guide for Portuguese for my series. I hope to work with her again soon and certainly recommend her work highly.
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