A funny tale about an immigrant hunter named Dickie Cowbell, he makes a living by hunting monsters and dangerous creatures. Dickie wished to lived a comfortable life, but hunting doesn't pay well and sometimes the risk is too high...Until he was hired by an agency to become the royal bodyguard of the new king. The King was a wizard named Bonald Trump.
King Bonald is an unpredictable king, who has the ability to summon walls and doesn't like immigrants, He wished to fixed the kingdom's problems but have zero experience in politics.
However, will Dickie be able to aid the new king and fulfill his own dreams?
Witness the amusing adventure of Dickie Cowbell as he faced new danger and learned new
things about the world's problems on gun violence, trades and dirty politics...
Note: This is a comedy fantasy story meant for entertainment purposes, all characters will either be fictional or impersonators of a certain politicians or celebrities. The entire story are full of satire, parody, political humor and some dirty languages. Treat this story as an alternate universe of our own, but with plenty of twist and turn that will have you chuckling in no time
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away from our reality… or perhaps it wasn’t and who cares right? The kingdom is called Murica, a kingdom with a formidable military might. but the economy is like an old train stuck in a broken railroad.
The kingdom itself is ruled by a king, but the king itself is subject to the rule of an emperor who controls multiple kingdoms. Murica is using an elective monarch system, as a new king must be elected every 4 years, in other words anyone can become a king, and that includes the uneducated beggars from the street corners or that drunken idiot that always slept outside the Inn which is owned by a gay dwarf. And yes, a king can be replaced by a queen.
And now the year has come when a new ruler must be elected.
And there was this guy who lived somewhere in an outskirt of this kingdom, a veteran hunter and an immigrant to this kingdom, his name was Dickie Cowbell. And he lived in a small cottage by the lake.
The cottage was pretty much surrounded by maple trees. While enchanted creatures can be found everywhere around the nearby forest, these includes the flying bunnies with feather ears and pink hairy elephants that jogs around the woods while wasting their time chasing the butterflies...
On one fine sunny day, Dickie Cowbell woke up from his cozy comfy bed. He yawns and stretching his arms. He got up from his bed, scratching his back and said hello to his bathroom.
While inside the bathroom, he looked at a broken mirror, rubbing his eyes, removing all the eye gunk and taking a long pee.
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Portuguese
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Already translated.
Translated by Tanya Silva
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Spanish
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Already translated.
Translated by Ignacio Peñín
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Author review: Very Good, easy to work it! |
