A fictitious look at Lord David's day as a member of the Gentry living in a samll village. Come and meet the villagers like Mellors the gardener with a past and Grizelda the housekeeper. Join us at the village fete where Edna is determined to win the jam making competition at any price. See how the formidable Lady J intends to knock Lord David into shape.
Is the famous stiff upper lip his only protection? Is anyone really this naive? The answer is a resounding YES !
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5799 in Humorous
I hve een much higher in the rankings but have not kept records
After a breakfast consisting of a gallon of coffee Her Ladyship went off to the livery stable to see to her horse and to check if a barbecue to which we had been invited was still on. This left me free to concentrate on answering my mail which generally means writing to a series of companies confirming that NO, I do not actually require incontinence pads, hernia belts or the latest aid in the war against senility yet. 12.30 pm and the sun peeped out to let us know it existed here even though it had sent all its warmth to Florida. Lady Julia returned to let me know that not only was the barbecue still on but that I needed my winter woollies as I was to be treated to a display of musical dressage by the Curmudgeonly, Armed to the Teeth, Slavic Girl Guides Unit, or some such. I feared it may turn into Singing in the Rain after checking the forecast. In the meantime, knowing the vagaries of the British weather and our inability to master a BBQ without the Services of a Minister at a cremation, I suggested we lunch in town.
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Italian
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Portuguese
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Translated by Alicia Rodriguez
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