Here it is.
The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob.
If you think you KNOW the truth behind the Bible Stories you REALLY ought to pick up a copy of this book.
If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well, you might want to take a good look at the sample that the Kindle folks let you peek at before you go throwing down any of your hard-earned money. This isn't exactly a solemn retelling of the Bible. In fact, I guarantee a giggle or two along the way. The fact is this is the story of the Book of Genesis as retold by a country gentleman who read the Bible a couple of times and is doing his level best to retell it in his own words.
Means he takes some liberties with the Gospel.
Or - in the words of Uncle Bob - this here is mostly the truth with only a few lies stirred into the broth for pepper.
Don't say I did not warn you!
Genre: FICTION / ReligiousThe book was released last month and currently is ranked 366,559 in Amazon ranking.
Introduction
Everybody in the world needs an Uncle Bob.
Now my Uncle Bob isn’t much to look at.
As near as I can tell he is ALWAYS dressed in red flannel. His shirt looks like he might have picked it up at Wal-Mart about three days following the first Mesopotamian War. My Uncle Bob is just a little teapot of a man with a sort of a question mark slump in his shoulders, a breath that smells a little of tobacco and Listerine, and a belly-bulge that looks as if a medicine ball had given birth to quadrupal-quintuplets inside of his stomach
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Portuguese
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Already translated.
Translated by Sidnei Sargaço
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Spanish
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Already translated.
Translated by Enrique Vazquez
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