Zane Ryland is an out of work Certified Nursing Assistant. A chance encounter with a waitress at a local Chinese restaurant pushes him on a journey of epic and odd proportions, a brother he never knew he had, a yakuza group that thinks he's their dead leader, a traveler from another planet, and dragons. Well, a dragon...
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Zane is currently between jobs, he’s not a slacker, it’s just that at his last job he worked at a nursing home as a Certified Nursing Assistant in the Alzheimer’s ward. One day Zane was doing his morning rounds of making sure the patients were still alive when he walked into one room that was eerily silent...
“Mr. Johnson, are you okay?” Zane said as he walked deeper into the patient’s room. When he got in front of Mr. Johnson’s bed, he heard the “Whoosh” too late. Mr. Johnson thought that Zane was there to steal his prized baseball card collection used the only weapon he had access to. He launched a poop missile that hit Zane right in the side of the head. Zane puked and reflexively backed out of the room and puked more out in the hallway. This startled and disrupted all of the other Alzheimer’s patients in the hall and every nurse in the nursing home seemed to have homed in on this spot in anticipation of this moment.
Not wanting to remain where he had been so embarrassed and soiled, Zane decided to quit. Since he was frugal, he was able to bank up enough money to where he did not have to look for a new job for a few months. He did not know what kind of job he would try to find next, but there was one thing that Zane knew for certain: It was not going to be in a hospital of any kind.
That was Zane’s reason for leaving the best job he ever had. He severed all ties with the nursing home after that. He quit talking to the other nurses and doctors and stayed as far away from the nursing home as much as he could.
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Translation in progress.
Translated by Tami Ruminot Lehmann
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