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I had some sales but they are here and there. Mostly for print copies and a few on the google play store.
Kinky sex
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other
at a bar, both getting drunk. The man turns to the
woman and asks her why she’s so down. "My
husband just left me. He said I’m too kinky in
bed," she replied. "What a coincidence! My wife
just left me," said the man. "She told me that I was
too kinky for her, too!" The two talked a little
while longer, and finding that they have so much in
common they decide to go back to the woman’s
house to have kinky sex. When they get to her
house she turns to the man and says, "Give me ten
minutes, I want to slip into something more
comfortable." She goes into the bathroom and
changes into a full leather, jet black dominatrix
outfit. However, as she’s coming out of her
bathroom, the man is putting on his coat and
walking out the door. "What happened?", she said.
"I thought you wanted to have kinky sex?" He
looks at her and says, "Well, I just screwed your
dog and shit in your purse. I’m done."
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Spanish
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Already translated.
Translated by Daniela Guzmán
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Author review: very professional. any changes were run by me and explained. overall the experience was painless and I enjoyed working with Daniela. |
