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"Ok thanks" said Jen.
Jack hung up, itched his psoriasis elbow and thought about Jen. He wondered if Jen was a lesbo vampire from space. Outer space.
Jack open the door of his house as the wind blew a whisper through the willow in front of the house. The chorus of cicadas reached a crescendo as the warm wind picked up, then started to die down. Somewhere nearby an owl hooted at the waxing crescent moon. He started to walk to Jen’s house. Three fat girls with lollypops walked towards him. He could smell garlic and freedom fries on them. He could hear them talking about ice cream and cake.
Jack was almost to Jen’s house. He really liked sniffing her cooch, but as of late, he had started to develop feelings for her. It hurt him to know he was participating in this charade with a woman he had started to develop feelings for just so he could occasionally sniff her gash and assure her that it didn’t smell like an old goat, or something of that nature. He felt as though he had cheapened himself, but he loved sniffing Jen’s bearded taco.
Jack really hoped Jen’s cunt was free of the crusty pieces of hardened discharge that he sometimes found on her longer pubic hairs near her cum dumpster’s opening. Quimmets is what she called them. He liked her cockpit squeaky clean. It gave him cause for arousal. Jack mind was filled with Jen’s meat wallet, romance, and song.
Stars shone and crickets sang as Jack made his way to Jen’s house when he realized he needed a haircut. As luck would have it Jack was approaching a hair salon called
"D S’s HAIR SALON", and it was open. Jack went in. He was shocked by what he saw.
"May I help you?" asked the 8 foot tall red demon barber.
"Yes." Said Jack "I need a haircut." Jack looked at the demon. It had horns on its head and a tail. It was naked and had a huge erect warty penis. Jack wanted to suck the demon’s huge warty penis which was very strange indeed since Jack was a total heterosexual.
"Sit down sir" said the demon "I’m the Devil Satan and I will be cutting your hair."
The Devil Satan cut Jacks hair. Jack looked in the mirror and screamed.
"Jesus fuckin’ Christ, Devil Satan, you gave me a mullet, and all I can think about is sucking your big warty satanic penis!" Yelled Jack.
"A mullet is what you need. You look so cute, that I would let you suck my big warty satanic wiener." Said the Devil Satan. "Go ahead! Give her a whirl!"
Jack slurped as much of the Devil Satan Lucifer’s huge warty satanic shlong into his mouth. All Jack could do was get his mouth over part of the huge tip and lick the piss slit. Suddenly the Devil Satan Lucifer Beelzebub touched Jack’s cheek and Jack’s entire mouth and throat slowly stretched out until Jack’s mouth and throat could accommodate the Devil Satan Lucifer Beelzebub’s entire huge warty satanic willy. Jack slurped at the huge warty satanic shaft like it was a huge spaghetti.
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